Here and Now
The worst thing is trying to get into a brand new CD.
These are angry, angry people!
"Open here", is that sarcasm? Are they mocking me, "Open here"?
And it's sealed with plastic - I've never seen this, thick, thick government
plastic, I think it's government plastic,
I've never seen it that thick before,
civilians can't buy it, and it's like, is it fresh? Why is it sealed in plastic?
Except I usually do get into CD packages with my fingernails, but the show
is still pretty funny if you like Ellen.